Do not go to HEB.
Do not go, or you will see.
You will see a traffic jam.
Every Tom & Dick & Sam
is there to buy
green eggs & ham.
Green eggs & ham,
& soda pop.
They're buying beer
& will not stop.
They will not stop
to let you by.
They're busy eyeing chicken thighs.
Chicken thighs and chicken wings.
Their carts are filled with many things.
Filled with bean
& onion dips,
& special brews
& greasy chips.
Look out, look out!!
They have a goal!
To make it back for Super Bowl!
So do not go to HEB.
Do not go, or mad you'll be.
Do not go, or you will see.
You will see a traffic jam.
Every Tom & Dick & Sam
is there to buy
green eggs & ham.
Green eggs & ham,
& soda pop.
They're buying beer
& will not stop.
They will not stop
to let you by.
They're busy eyeing chicken thighs.
Chicken thighs and chicken wings.
Their carts are filled with many things.
Filled with bean
& onion dips,
& special brews
& greasy chips.
Look out, look out!!
They have a goal!
To make it back for Super Bowl!
So do not go to HEB.
Do not go, or mad you'll be.
Do I read too many Dr. Suess books, or what? Happy Super Bowl Sunday. Unless, of course, you find yourself at HEB with all the boys. And their offspring.
in spite of your advice...i went. with sam. i need to listen better, but i had to get some almond milk! anyway, it wasn't so bad since i was prepared!
ReplyDeleteGreat job!!!I sent Brian to Wal-mart for nothing Super-bowl related...such a good husband!
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